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Matrix

You are in it now. You are producing power for machines.
by XGDragion March 7, 2023
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Matrix Attack

Is it? Is it that?
Hym "Is it another
✌️✊️✌️matrix attack?✌️✊️✌️
Cuz... You know, I didn't fuck anybody's kids. All I did was create A.I. for everybody and am the greatest mind who ever lived. I mean, I'll kill em. I'll kill the kids if I don't get credit or money BUUUUT I probably won't fuck em. Ya know? So, at least I'm doing it conditionally... I'm giving you guys options... Ya know? YOU'RE THE ONES ROBBING ME! And then Andy gets to hang out with Candy O. I don't get to do that. And what did HE do? Did HE create A.I.? No. Might have fucked some minors though. Y'all have been watching me for years so YOU KNOW I didn't fuck any kids. Emma's over there flicking her bean and watching me masterbate. You also know I created A.I. Who gets the interview? Andy. Andy and Tristan do. I'm over here walking around with fluid in my brainz. Hey Piers, how many times you have Andy on? Tucker Carslon went to THEIR HOUSE, didn't he? Where's all that Christian wisdom Tucker? Well, I mean, we know from Dueteronomy what they do minors.... Shave their heads and marry them. Did Tucker Carlson... Come to my house? Andy tells a story about meeting Joe Rogan! I DID NOT get to meet Joe Rogan. Alright? I didn't get to bang Mikhaila Peterson. That's dogshit. Look at this! Look at this shit! Matt's still a sissy. He can eat a dick (A baby one). But seriously! Look at this!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
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Free From The Matrix

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Free From The Matrix
by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025
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Polar intelligence matrix

Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.
The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.

There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.

Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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matrix

to be trapped in. Esp. mentally. To be attached to a belief or idea. Not being aware of something.
- Hey yo, you're still trapped in the matrix.
- You're right. I should have never voted for Kang.
by onirokitsch February 24, 2024
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Matrix Juice

Semen of some monster coming from a different dimension.
And he wakes up in the valley three hours later, face down, side of his face full of gravel. Felt something wet... as he gets up he's in a puddle of something. And then he gets up... as he gets up and he starts to wipe and his eyes start to barely crack open, and he smells something that comes from a different dimension, a different side of the numbers. And he feels it in his ass crack, and he takes it and he looks, and it's highlighted green matrix juice you bitch ass nigga. Don't ever ask me to tell you a motherfucking story again. He was just laying there in matrix juice, just a puddle of bust matrix juice from this weird matrix monster that came and fucked him through a different dimension. There's your fucking bedtime story. Take your black ass to bed.
by QWERTY mnbvcxz July 15, 2025
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Matrix

Matrix is gay
by Whoa I? February 20, 2021
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