LAYING THE FENCE

Cross your index finger and middle finger and cross your ring and pinky fingers so the ends look like barb-wire and drill both holes of a girl at the same time in to fence up the farm.

My fingers were really sore after laying the fence on my girlfriend.

by Kingzake2121 March 4, 2019

Lay road

To engage in sexual conduct at a farming premises

Paddy went to the farm for the weekend to lay road with his bare hands

by 357Christmasxhris December 30, 2016

Play it as it Lays

To make the most of the situation you are placed in, or to work with what you've got. Playing a situation as it lays may include some improvisation.

Origins in golf, where a ball is played 'as it lies', or where it came to rest, as opposed to circumstances which would allow the ball to be played from another position on the course.

When life throws you a curveball, sometimes it's best to play it as it lays.

by Pet Nuke July 6, 2020

lay me

making a layup on some one

playing basketball and you make a layupona trash talker you say ''lay me''

by sam_gup October 30, 2018

Laying It Down

Slang term for having sex basically

Ryan:*on phone* you coming out?
Jordan: erm am kind of busy
Ryan: you laying it down mate?
Jordan: FUCK YEAH!

by NakedNinjaaa August 9, 2010

laying up

to lounge, as in watching TV or reading a book

She was laying up watching TV

by easymac77 July 10, 2011

Lay-up

hooking up with a girl at a club with little or no effort or game

I hooked up with her at the club last night, what a lay-up!!

by infinitycloser December 21, 2008