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Wheel Barreling

When your girlfriend/wife says she is going to give you a threesome but has zero intentions of actually doing it.
My girlfriend keeps wheel barreling me about a threesome with the neighbor lady.
by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022
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Cracker Barrel

Verb. When the waiting staff at a restaurant take your order and it takes an hour or more for them to get out to you.
"Did our waiter seriously just go on break? I think he's Cracker Barreling us!"
by nibble-flabbus July 13, 2023
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Michael Barrel

The red explosive fuel barrel found in shooter games and films. Explodes when shot upon often causing massive casualties to surrounding enemies in the area. Extremely volatile and prone to detonation regardless of the caliber and/or explosive qualities of the shot. Named after the action director Michael Bay
"Shit they've got us surrounded and flanked!"
"Over there, shoot that Michael Barrel!"
*shoots with 9mm parabelum*
*BOOM*
by Lazengan July 29, 2016
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Crossed the barrel

Having had a shootout with someone, usually resulting in a death. (Barrel means the barrel of a gun)

Phrase comes from 1980's prison and gang culture in the United States.
Banky has served 33 years in prison after he crossed the barrel with an enemy gangster in the 1980's. Now after being free, thousands of viewers enjoy hearing his exciting story on YouTube.
by Anynms June 29, 2020
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barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.
As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.
by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017
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barrel cunt

Barrel cunt is a complimentary term for a well used, gaping vagina. Frequently associated with constant discharge and it may result in a lack of feeling during penatrative sex.
Mate, I gave your mum a barrel cunt last night.
by Dense Hedge May 31, 2018
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Booby barrel

I just got out of the booby barrel.
by Mikey Pea February 22, 2013
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