hoffin

The silliest 20lbs cat you'll ever meet. She only eats, sleeps, and sniffs mass amounts of liquid cat nip. If a hoffin doesn't receive one of the three previous stated.. she will meep retardedly non stop, not meow cause hoffins don't meow they only meet, untill she gets what she wants. Hoffin is a one in million type cat.

"I wonder what Hoffin is meeping for"

by eluebke1 March 11, 2018

hoffing

Using an off-highway vehicle to create dust clouds when riding in tandem.

She led a group of riders today on a 30-mile run, enjoying hoffing all those riding behind her in tandem.

by Trela727 November 8, 2018

Hoffbeen

A shared idiot braincell between you and your friend.

'Hoffbeen is at it again, fucking up our life'

by R666 May 27, 2019

hoffering

it’s when my teacher mrs hoffer cry’s start using the word

student-oh mrs hoffer stop hoffering

by runner200( June 29, 2019

Hoffed

When someone tells a long drawn out story that has no point.

That guys story was totally hoffed.

by Crawfish2337 October 26, 2019

hoffninja

is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. ... In popular usage, the word hoffninja is often applied to any sexual interest in children or the act of child sexual abuse.

the word hoffninja is often applied to any sexual interest in children or the act of child sexual abuse.

by Corey Lavill April 23, 2020

Hoffy Time

Leaving soon, or on my way = another hour

Johnny said he’d be here soon, but it’s an hour later and there’s no sight of him? Ah, that’s right cause he’s on Hoffy time

by Hoffy Time June 18, 2021