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Hipster in Disguise

Someone who wears a band shirt under another layer of clothing in which the shirt is not visible.
Before going to the listening party of the up and coming indie band The National's new album, Adrian Brody put on his concert shirt he bought from their first tour in 1999 under his sweater. Adrian Brody is a hipster in disguise.
by TeddieRoosevelt April 17, 2010
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Hipsterflip

The subjective experience resulting from taking the research psychedelic 2C-E followed by increments of bk-MDMA (Methylone) as the 2C-E peaks and throughout its plateau. The depth and intensity of the experience is heavily dose dependent. The experience is comparable to a tripped out, underground, indie version of the infamous Candyflip (LSD + MDMA), hence its name.

The combination of research chemicals holds many risks however. A Hipsterflip, with high enough doses, can leave one feeling extremely depersonalized for weeks to come, as well as inducing indefinite HPPD visual alterations and patterning. Excessive amounts of bk-MDMA, as with many stimulating euphoriants/entactogens, can lead to high blood pressure, prolonged rapid heart rate, and heart attack. The long term effects of both 2C-E and bk-MDMA are not yet fully understood.
Guy 1: "Alright, so last night, I Hipsterflipped. At 10:00PM, I ate around 18mg of 2C-E. And then, I parachuted doses of methylone over the course of the night, probably up until around 4AM. I've never experienced such a colorful, tripped out, drugged up psychedelic experience in all of my life."

Guy 2: "Dude, you're fucking crazy! How are you feeling today?"

Guy 1: "Well, I still haven't managed to sleep yet. My heart has been beating out of my chest for the past 12 hours, I feel like my mind is suffocating in a Nazi gas chamber, I've been hallucinating the must fucked up, hypnotic shit all day long. In contrast to ecstasy comedowns, I'm not depressed at least. I definitely don't recommend combining 2C-E with a ton of methylone. I've probably permanently damaged my heart."
by grzu July 24, 2010
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Hipster douche

n. One of the many sub-genres of hipster, characterized by a smug demeanor and better than average looks, i.e. he resembles a woman. Is very popular with hipster women because of his thinness and lack of body hair. Has unusually broad shoulders for a 6 foot tall male who weighs 120 pounds.
That hipster douche totally cock blocked me. I just have no game with hipster women.
by Camp Lickalotta March 11, 2008
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Hip Hop Hipster

A person who only accepts listening to underground hip hop and shuns mainstream hip hop.
Guy: Dude have you heard the new Jay-Z album!?!?
Hip Hop Hipster: No, Jay-Z is a sellout and so are all the other commercial rappers.
by Drooooooooooo September 4, 2010
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Hipsterdufus

From the tv show Seinfeld. Hipsterdus=Kramer. Someone who is cool, enjoying life, and hip but also a little aloof and out of synch. Kramer is the quintessential hipsterdufus.
Jughead from the Archie comics might be considered a hipsterdufus.

Also that bongo playing guy on The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis
by Lady M June 25, 2004
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Hipster Arrest

When hipsters intentionally try to get arrested being "political"/"occupying" a Street!
Joey wore Duct tape around his wrists to the OCCUPY rally in case the handcuffs chaffed his wrists in a "hipster arrest".
by Bettie Johnson October 17, 2011
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Price Hipster

(n.) Somebody who always has the better price or better deal on an item than you no matter how cheap you got it for. This type of person also seems to get the hottest and most popular items out long before their release somehow.They think very highly of themselves because of this and they frequently belittle those who bought items at a higher price than they did.
Suzie Q: "Wow I got such a sweet deal on my new 32 in. LED TV that I got today! $200 bucks what a steal!"

Joe Schmo:"HAHA! loser I got that same TV you had for only $130 and that was 2 weeks before it came out. You got ripped the hell off and you should shop better and get good deals like me."

Suzie Q: "Joe, you're fucking annoying. Stop being such a Price Hipster nobody gives a rat's ass about how much of a better deal you got."
by MagicMann January 25, 2013
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