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hobby horse 

This act includes, but is not limited to the following:

1.) (v) Hiding the salami.
2.) (v) Having your head in your boyfriends ass.
3.) (n) tucking your balls in your ass, or the ass of a stranger, or cellmate.
"you look pretty bad timme, were you riding the hobby horse agian?"

Timme-"Forgive me father for I have sinned.... I have done horrible things......
Priest-"Stop riding the hobby horse you chauncer, and God will forgive you."
hobby horse by VP moons December 22, 2005
Male enigma met online by desperate, bored or lonely middle-aged women, who may or may not already be in a relationship. Hubby offers a sense of security in a world of uncertainty, a perfect panacea for all their ills.

Usually, though, Hubby turns out to be a horny old married dude, an emotionally insecure younger man looking for a mother figure, or a 50-ish nerd who couldn't get a root in a brothel.

Use can be alternated with the traditional use of the term "Hubby" - a term of endearment for one's husband.
Are you having cybersex with Hubby AGAIN? I wanna get online and do Gambling Frenzy!
hubby by Googles November 4, 2004
The act of screwing over your best friend by commiting actions so heinous that its displays no self respect for yourself or loved ones.
That guy used to be the coolest guy around, then he pulled a Hibbard and no one will even talk to him, not even his wife and four kids.
Hibbard by Maricopa September 10, 2011

hibba-habba-jibba-jabba 

A senseless argument. Could be resolved by a simple solution, but the person(s) involved may be too ignorant to realize the valid point, and continues on with the argument.
*Internet forum argument concerning the legalization of marijuana*
"HEY! Cut the hibba-habba-jibba-jabba!"
*Argument continues*
Oh shit I just saw hibbah, I got a boner now
hibbah by Stru13 February 8, 2019
an albino faggot with red eyes who sleeps with his mother
damn it kody dont be a hibberd
Hibberd by supercav April 11, 2005