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Emma Hanson

Emma is the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet and might never meet another like her. She always finds a way to make you smile and if you get close to her, you won’t be able to get her out of your mind. (If you’re a boy) If you screw things up and wait to be in a relationship with her, you might screw up her chances with her, unless she really cares. She really is beautiful and you are one of the luckiest people because you met her.
Girl 1: Damn, I wish I was Emma Hanson.
Girl 2: I know! Damn, she is the luckiest girl alive. She is so lucky to be so beautiful and I’m sure she won’t have trouble finding a boyfriend.
Girl 1: Me too. Damn, I wish I was that beautiful.
by wHaT aRe yOu DoIng sTEp BrO?! September 8, 2019
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Hanson's law

An excuse a socialist or communist, who mistakenly refers to them self as a "liberal", will use when they have been defeated in an argument usually regarding their very twisted and more than obvious un-American ideas.
Commie: "Fighting terrorism only breeds more terrorists."

American: "You've got to be the biggest piece of shit I've ever met. Stop bringing this country down when its find men and women are dying to protect your worthless ass."
by TheRealHanson September 17, 2005
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Hanson

In golf, reaching the green in regulation followed by 4 putts to complete the hole.
On the 5th hole, Joe reached the green in 2 shots, then putted off the green and pulled a Hanson for a score of double bogey.
by da fellas November 15, 2011
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Hansel

(verb) To Eat ice cream (preferably chocolate) and watch romantic comedies, soap operas, talk shows, or any other show of the sort, While being depressed and thinking of how nobody likes you.
Hey dude i pulled a Hansel yesterday because my guitar was stolen by a ninja disguised as a lawn gnome.
by Hansel Duarte December 2, 2007
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Hanson

A man/woman who likes to eat but surprisingly, he's/she's insanely skinny.
by CanappyWrestler May 5, 2010
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Loose Hannen

A savage basketball player that goes ham on the court. A name for a center that's on a basketball team.
Will Hannen went loose hannen in the game. Scoring 32 points.

Will Hannens nickname is Loose Hannen because he's the best player on the team. He's going to UCLA after high school.
by GotThatHannen October 21, 2014
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hanser

a disease which involves you becoming a lostcase for a temporary amount of time

unless of course you are hans
boy oh boy that dude is definately suffering from hanser if he cant remember his own birthday
by Chris CoRoNgA July 11, 2006
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