hanging a wreath

the act of fellatio provided by a man (or woman) with a full mustache and goatee to another man's penis, such that the hair surrounding the mouth forms a ring around the shaft.

'Twas the season to be giving, so Earl planned on hanging a wreath for Haley Jake; Haley Jake responded in kind.

by vingt20 June 17, 2011

Hang/bang

The act of hanging out with a bitch and as a result you bang her.

Did you hang/bang that chick?

Why yes. Yes I did in fact hang/bang her.

by The Rawdogger July 17, 2016

inconspicuous hang

To display with museum quality recessed lights in such a way as to cast a unified field of illumination. Typically the piece is protected a single velvet rope.

Dude, did you check out the inconspicuous hang of that poster? Lucky the velvet rope is there, those recessed lights are going to sprak a pilgrimage.

by hand model February 17, 2009

Hanging Pickle

When your cock unknowingly sneaks out the side of your boxers while your lounging around watching Netflix.

Mom: Son you need to adjust
Son: What? Leave me alone I’m watching flix.

Mom: You got a hanging pickle.

Son: Shit!

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Hanging brass

The genitals, sometimes referred only to the testicles.

When i am on duty i wear a cup to protect my hanging brass!

by Nobli January 14, 2023

Jock Hang

The act of repeatedly pestering or praising another, used on MMO forums to describe fanboys who idolise another player by repeatedly posting about their guild leader or another player, also those who repeatedly troll another forum poster.

Adam: Dude check out this video of my GL kicking ass

Dave: Man your such a pathetic jock hang.

by Heidho April 22, 2010

hanging nips

Pointy-ended, flabby man boobs.

Private Smith: {removes outer tunic, wearing undershirt only}

Private Jones: Yo, Private Smith, you got hanging nips!

by Lt. Dingo March 5, 2010