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chinese hamster

The chinese hamster is often mistaken for the lesser-known Barnaby Thorold. It often burrows underground to facetime whilst in hybernation and only makes an appearance for chazzle or when forced out of its burrow for a 6:30 practice session. Although the chinese hamster is a monogamous species with one life long mate it seems to spend most of its time alone resembling death. It is currently endangered due to the manifestation of increasingly large spots between there eyes.
A chinese hamster just failed Astronomy 001
by Water buffalo 2 May 11, 2017
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Frosted Hamster

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth enough the expand her cheeks, i.e. like a hamster.
Sarah has blue balled James for so long, that when she got him off, he made her into a frosted hamster.
by Moist_Boi March 5, 2017
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pant hamster

A penis and scrotum that is not shaven.
She was going to jack me off, but I forgot to shave my pant hamster.
by BBD13 November 7, 2010
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Hamster muffin

A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?
Someone: is that a hamster?

Someone else: nah it’s a muffin

Me: it is a hamster muffin
by I luv dogs June 27, 2023
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hamster lamp

The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.
Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you

Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?

Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo
by 96blaze January 6, 2014
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Hamster Dance

This evil, evil song makes every annoying song in history seem good. The hamsters are evil! EVIL! DO NOT LISTEN TO THE HAMSTERS!
by PatamonKid February 17, 2004
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mechanical hamster

A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.
My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.
by Toastmold January 19, 2004
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