The chinese hamster is often mistaken for the lesser-known Barnaby Thorold. It often burrows underground to facetime whilst in hybernation and only makes an appearance for chazzle or when forced out of its burrow for a 6:30 practice session. Although the chinese hamster is a monogamous species with one life long mate it seems to spend most of its time alone resembling death. It is currently endangered due to the manifestation of increasingly large spots between there eyes.
by Water buffalo 2 May 11, 2017
Get the chinese hamstermug. Sarah has blue balled James for so long, that when she got him off, he made her into a frosted hamster.
by Moist_Boi March 5, 2017
Get the Frosted Hamstermug. by BBD13 November 7, 2010
Get the pant hamstermug. A popular video/picture of a muffin that looks like a hamster. Or is it a hamster that looks like a muffin?
by I luv dogs June 27, 2023
Get the Hamster muffinmug. The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.
Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you
Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?
Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo
Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?
Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo
by 96blaze January 6, 2014
Get the hamster lampmug. This evil, evil song makes every annoying song in history seem good. The hamsters are evil! EVIL! DO NOT LISTEN TO THE HAMSTERS!
by PatamonKid February 17, 2004
Get the Hamster Dancemug. A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.
by Toastmold January 19, 2004
Get the mechanical hamstermug.