Hobo Haircut 

When you scalp a presumably homeless person.

Let's go give that bloke a hobo haircut.

Hobo Haircut by Uwupolice June 30, 2021

Tennessee haircut 

Is when a girls pussy is so tight it pulls out some of your dickhair when thrusting.

The girl last night must have been a virgin because she gave me a Tennessee Haircut.

Tennessee haircut by Wallis231 October 13, 2021

Jewish Haircut 

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.

"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."

Jewish Haircut by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021

midnight haircut 

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.

Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”

midnight haircut by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021

regular haircut 

A generic haircut men wore from the beginning of time until the mid 1980’s when mullets came in to play.

Dougs here for the regular haircut. He has to get the regular haircut because that’s what his dads had forever

regular haircut by Route Specialist June 17, 2022

First Haircut

A common New England phrase (growing to become a global trend) used to acknowledge and commend a friend or acquaintances’ fresh new haircut.

Hey Frank… First Haircut… cool.

First Haircut by Fv3 July 18, 2022

Penis haircut 

An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem

Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up

Penis haircut by Jung Top G December 15, 2022