Guido Gaping

When you shove your just finished pissing dick inside of a girls ass and then piss inside her asshole, then keep thrusting til you cum and then pull out and shove your cock down her throat and shove your pubic hair in her mouth.

Jesus Christ dude, she took the most bomb guido gaping last night!

by Buddy Shagetz July 3, 2016

Guido

SOMEONE WHO REALLY LOVES BAKSO/meatballs! The guy that always ask to buy meatballs.

A: Let's eat. Any idea?
A Guido: Meatballs?/Bakso?

B: Let's eat. Idea please?
A Guido: Meatballs?
C: Else please?
A Guido: Hmmm...bakso?
B: They're basically the same -___-

by Navidad0508 November 22, 2021

Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.

Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.

by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021

Guido

A man who is will definitely steal you girl, and man in any shape way or form. He is an expert with guns, killing his opponents with it. Guidos always stink and they are definitely submissive and breedable.

As you can see here, there’s a Guido in his natural habitat

by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021

Guido

A guido is a guido. Usually seen cutting lawns or doing some sort of landscaping.

Look at those fucking guidos cutting lawns.

by Guidmachine August 14, 2017

Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood

Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Guido Gangbang

The practice in which a group of spray tanned men with a lot of hair product partake in a large groupsex activity.

Hey pauly you down to hit the gym, hit the hair products then hit each other in a guido gangbang?!

by TheSituationn January 19, 2019