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Guido

An elusive creature but can be tempted out of his habitat by playing the sounds of Celine or ABBA.

Can’t control his laughter when something tickles his fancy
I can’t find Guido”

“Well you’re not going to find him by playing ‘The Darkness” are you?
by ShortArsedDwarf February 8, 2025
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Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.
Everything was so confusing. but then I met Guido.

And it all makes sense now.
by Phospin July 12, 2023
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Guido

Leader of a pack legendary lions. Better known as a Bartysquad. Always ready to help you, unless he is completely smashed himself. In that case, he rather inteferes while you do important cleaning business. Other than that, always worth a toast!
Guys, I think we are totally lost. We really could use a Guido right now!
by SergeantScotch January 10, 2018
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Guido Minute

When your friend says they'll show up in a minute, but ends up taking 30 minutes instead. Normally done by people named Guido.
Me: Hey, how long until you're ready?
Guido: Yeah, just give me a minute
Me: Alright, I'll see you in one Guido Minute then.
by MANLIKETONER July 31, 2021
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pink eye guido

After performing the shocker on a woman with your hand still in position you smooth out your eyebrows and give a sly wink.
Hey bro what happened how’d you get pink eye.

Ohh damn son I gave Sarah the pink eye guido!
by Uhohpinks November 25, 2023
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Guido

Referring to a man named Michael Weleski who is an Italian.
Damn Michael why are you such a guido
by J12mill12 January 17, 2020
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Guido Fister

A racial slur for a homosexual male, usually of Southern European descent. Derived from the action of fisting and the common Italian name of Guido.
by Guido_the_Fister July 10, 2019
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