grunts

Defecation. So termed because of the noise one makes while performing a bowel movement.

-Excuse me mom, but where is grandpa?
-Oh, he's going grunts.

by Scott Yacyshyn January 28, 2005

grits

some nasty ass shyt my moma be makin. Bland as hell too.

Yesterday my mom made grits and cornbread for breakfest. it made me barf!!

by delicous July 14, 2003

grits

The technical term used for the fecal matter left on your chest when a fat chick takes a dump on you.

Damn, yo! I gotta take a showah and get these grits of my chest.

by Uber Uberest ~Big Gay Faggot July 30, 2003

Cum Grits

The cum residue off a used dildo by improper cleaning.

Sally forgot to clean her dildo and now has left over goops of hardened cum all over it, otherwise known as cum grits.

by Guttertongue July 12, 2009

The Wayne Gretsky

The act or process of having sexual intercourse with an attractive individual of the opposite sex while an accomplice bursts forth from a closet and strikes the individual whom you are having sex with about the head with a hockey stick.

Man! That chick is so hot, I'd give her a Wayne Gretsky.

by Matt May 13, 2005

grits

a tasty meal brought to you by the makers of cream of wheat... also from my cousin vinny

i ate grits out of your moms ass

by rhcpgod July 31, 2003

Grats Mobile

1. A figurative vehicle one "rides on" after doing something "1337". This word is often preceded by the phrase "take a ride on (the)". "Grats Mobile" is also used frequently in a sarcastic manner to poke fun at someone who claims to have accomplished something great, but in actually has accomplished nothing noteworthy.


2. A vehicle that is so dilapidated and/or fugly that it is funny.

Noobhata: LOLZ i pwned that nublar!1! roflcakes!!11!!!1!

Pureownaged00d: Take a ride on the Grats Mobile,loser. That took no skill!

by MattW August 27, 2005