Gerbs

The act or art of being one Will 'Gerbs' Rathburger. Also akin to being large furry smelly rodent with a distinct love of burgers, bitches, and reality.

Ders: Hey, have you seen gerbs?

TB: Nah, last i heard he was gerbil jousting

Ders: Again? That guy is such a big dirty sloppy fagface

TB: I know, tell me about it

by king gerbil jouster March 10, 2013

gerbilling

A sexual practice found in urban legends told by heterosexuals with a sick mind and an over-active imagination.

by Cimmerian Southpaw November 17, 2006

Gerbil Smog

The foul odor that eminates from a decomposing gerbil in a human rectum.

Whew, Bob sure has some bad gerbil smog today!

by Bert LaCoste January 27, 2007

gerbil

verb. to shove a gerbil up an unsuspecting fellows ass, typically done in a punitive manner for having sexually violated another man who was not homosexual.

They gerbiled Bert last night while he was sleeping soundly and then let a few gerbils loose in his apartment so that he would think it just crawled up there.

by nick November 17, 2006

Gerbling

The process of dipping a tampon in alcohol and inserting it in ones rectum. The name coming from the tampons appearance simularitys to a little white mouse. And the actual act of shoving it up your ass. Not unlike the act of gerbling with a rodent and a tube. The alcohol is absorbed faster and easier than being consumed.

Hey babe give me a tampon i wanna do some gerbling before class.

by Supermac1232 January 11, 2011

Gerbie

A boy who speaks in only negatives. No one even knows if he speaks any English at all.

Jeez is that even English? What a gerbie

by Ain’t Not Ern May 16, 2018

Gerbert

Gerard Way (vocalist of MCR) and Bert McCracken (vocalist of The Used) when they're together.

Did you see Gerbert answering fanmail on Fuse?

by AllyStefBeth September 6, 2005