Fudget

A budget - typically written after the fact to reflect actual income and expenses - but passed off as a legit financial forecasting tool. Coincidentally always come out in the black!

Hmm, Jones, you have wildly, irresponsibly, fragrantly blown your budget. You're fired. Now, Smythfields, let's have a look at your Fudget. Hmm. Hmm. Yes, I see. All looks amazingly on track. Well done. Keep up the good wor - I say, Smythfields, why is the Tax Office breaking into your office and seizing all your files...?

by Godster February 5, 2020

Fudget

the Funny Fudge Man.
also sounds like Fidget

aw man that guy is so Fudgety

by koolmaster81 April 28, 2020

fagget head

a person who resides in canton and has a little rat for a dog named Blueberry and who had red hair and is an absolute simp. smh

ben: let's all go drink some beers tonight
john: hell yeah, uber send it! wheres will?
andrew: hes being an absolute fagget head. says he has to go visit JMU for the 10th straight weekend
jake, jerry, and the boys collectively: simmppyyyyyy!

by NoSimpNation October 22, 2020

Fugette

it means fucking a courgette

"stop fugetting"
fugette

by Asian cuisine November 23, 2020

fugger

the name for people from Fugging, Upper Austria.

Guy: Hey, you! Fugger!
Rando: Hey, that's offensive!
Fugger: No, it's not, I'm from Fugging!
Rando: Oh...

by King James V March 12, 2021

Fugger

another way of saying fuck but in a friendly way

Aybls: Hey aybls u fugger
Aybls: Hey Pandas. Or,
:Pandas Fug you Aybls
Aybls: Fug you too

by Aybls April 15, 2021

faggetphobia

Faggetphobia is when you are Homophobic but on a bigger scale. If you have Faggetphobia you don't just not have a liking to the LGBTQ+ community, you actually hate them.

Hey jhonny
Oh hey Chris

Yeah, so I'm Semibisexual now
You fukcing idiot I have Faggetphobia

by Loosh Boi May 5, 2021