what the fudge

a handy way to say what the fuck, especially when you are a parent

me: what the fudge is she doing
Kid: don't swear daddy. swearing is naughty and bad

by lschi1 September 11, 2015

fudged

soft core word for f***ed

ahh s*** my sound system is fudged

by ima c nilelady August 10, 2008

fudge farmer

a homosexual; homosexuals, etc

The guys from Brokeback Mountain are nothing but a couple of fudge farmers

by t4e January 10, 2007

fudge brownie

when you fuck a girl in the ass hole then make her suck ur dick

dude i gave ur mom the nastiest fudge brownie ever she had shit in her teeth

by Richard E Brown January 2, 2007

fudge cakes

Really, its fudge on crumbly stuff. or another word for a swearword(F - U - C - K)

1. Fudge cakes are really nice!
2. Oh Mother fudging Fudge cakes!

by Wadgamajiggy (anonymous) May 15, 2006

fudge packer

One who possesses an instrument of penetration -- either organic or synthetic / metallic -- and proceeds to enter an anal orifice (N.B.: typically male to male, but male to female occassionally takes place; and, female to male / female possible with strap-on dildo or other device of sodomization) for purposes of self or mutual pleasure which, in effect, compresses or pushes in any fecal matter (i.e. "having your shit pushed in").

Conventional edible fudge can resemble feces and "packing" said fudge would require a confined space and a tool of insertion with which to vigorously and quickly reduce volume of liquid / semi-liquid such that the fudge is compressed into a container. As well, pressure may be equilibriated by means of retro-active movement into spaces beyond.

Well, yee-haw, young whipper-snapper that is about the finest job of fudge packing that I ever did see!

When gangstas be chillin', dey be thinkin' about the fudge packing that they surely perpetrated while incarcerated.

To gay boy: 'Hey Fudge Packer !!'
To homophobic redneck: 'You get hard when yous be watchin' Deliverance!'

by Clay Bertrand April 10, 2005

Fudge Hammer

This is used to describe a homosexuals penis.

Hey Eric Yes Rob, Would you like to stick your fudge hammer in my ass. Oh hell yeah bitch.

by I.B. Noone March 15, 2004