Flog

Synonym of fuck. Often used as a substitute for "fuck" when someone is not in the proper environment to drop the "F-bomb."

"Oh flog me", "What the flog!", "Flog me in the ass!".
Also see flogging floggery floggerologist.

by TheFloggerologist August 2, 2012

Flog

verb. To use Facebook as your blog, providing frequent content updates and fresh spider-bait (not really, but it sounded good), without actually having to put in the time and effort it takes to write a good blog.

noun. The Facebook profile, fan page, or other offering that serves as the lazy man's (or woman's) self-promotion.

I don't have time to blog because I'm too busy writing, so I just use Facebook to flog my updates.

by Lingistic Sorceress January 23, 2011

Flog-On

To access the internet for the sole purpose of looking at porn. Taken from a combination of Log-On and the slang term "Flogging the Dolphin" a euphemism for masturbating

Are you going to flog-on today ?
Yeah for a quick wank

by Seanc January 2, 2006

flog box

A cubicle or booth used for the viewing of pornographic material.

The man spent most of his formative years hanging around in flog boxes.

by Brett Sheargold June 11, 2006

Flog

To ride your bike extremely fast

My boyfriend had to flog it to get to my job 5 miles away from him under 20 minutes, I love him.

by Dpampohlover July 2, 2022

London Flog

The urban practice wherein a man strolls the streets, fully clothed and in a belted trench coat, and slowly but covertly, though a side pocket, masturbates himself in the presence of fellow pedestrians and pasers-by. The benefit of the act is sometimes claimed to be expediency, but more likely is the ability to "get away with it," especially when ejacualation is achieved but not revealed.

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"Why do you say Geoff's a wanker?" -- "I mean, literally, man. I ran into him on Halsted and he had just done a complete London Flog."

"How could you tell?" -- "Well, partly by the refreshed happy-ending look on his face, but mostly by the stain he had made on his trench coat below the buckle."

"Ewww . . . well, at least he kept it in his pants."

by al-in-chgo March 20, 2011

flog the dolphin

to dunk a girls head under water while you"re doing her doggy style

i met this skank at a bar and she let me flog the dolphin

by conradical55 January 8, 2011