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fictionitis

A disease common consisting of an obsession-rational or otherwise-with a fictional world, character, or state of being.

Symptoms include:

-Hyperventilating, shrieking, etc. at the mention of said fictional state

-Excessive discussion of said fictional state

-Belief that this fictional state is, in fact, a reality.

This ailment affects a large majority of the world's population. If one has never attained it, they are typically viewed as as "dull" or "lifeless." A cure has yet to be discovered.
Gracie was diagnosed with fictionitis when her friends noted her ceaseless blabbering about the said "Fault in Our Stars."

Jennifer had come to the conclusion that she had attained fictionitis when she failed to go a minute without squealing to her friends "Tobias Eaton is too hot for words!"
by TheSmexiNinjaOfHogwarts March 12, 2014
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Fractional ownership

When your friend is being a cheap, sneaky son of a bitch.
Mauss is trying to trick me into fractional ownership of a camper and/or plane.
by c-dall October 15, 2016
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Fictionpedia

An encyclopedia of the authors and most unique characters, places, things, events and other things contained in the most popular works of fiction.
The "Fictionpedia" had an entry for "goof gas," a gas which was dispersed by a special handgun Boris Badenov used in one of the "Rockie and Bullwinkle" cartoons. Cartoons are a big part of the Fictionpedia and may one day be part of a "Cartoonpedia."
by but for October 20, 2017
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Fictional Love

That's what you call it when a human person is being in love or having a relationship with a fictional character. Most of these occasions it's innocent and fun, but sometimes the fictional character can take control of their life. Sometimes, the person sticks with his or her own 'invented' love, leading to not understanding how love and sex works in real life.

In short: keep fictional love small, don't take it to the next level if you're quite sensitive or serious about your fictional love.
Stella shares a fictional relationship/love with Spongebob.

Josh is fictionally in love with Sailor Moon.

I think I am in fictional love with you, Garfield.
by HamKaas April 26, 2019
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Fraction of a bees foreskin

That tree is a fraction of a bees foreskin compared to the one I cut down.
by Bobblesnoffaliss October 24, 2019
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Frection

Frection is an unusual surname, it is very uncommon. Its place of origin is unknown , but some believe it originated from France, however it is not proven
Alejandro Frection is a rebel.
by Spigidigs123 December 17, 2019
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fictional boy sexual

someone who is attracted to fictional boys. they can be attracted to other genders as well.
im in love with a fictional boy. i’m fictional boy sexual.
by alligatorcrocadile November 12, 2020
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