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Long Foreskin Energy (LFE)

Long Foreskin Energy is the complete insecurity of not meeting other people’s benchmarks — wealth, intelligence, beauty etc due to the shame/perception of not having been circumcised. To lack so much self-worth that it requires making up an entire life’s worth of stories (such as being Jewish, only to later claim that you meant you were “Jew-ish”) in order to fit in.
by Cut__Guy January 8, 2023
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Rumple Foreskin

n. the state of a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position. also a nickname for someone who resembles a penis belonging to someone without a circumcission, in the non-erectile position.
"Look at Rumple Foreskin, when he runs his forehead jiggles around his neck!"
by poopypants April 2, 2003
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connecticut's foreskin

Another name for Rhode island because on a map the two states look like a giant pecker.
He's from Connecticut's foreskin.
by The Fury 13 November 23, 2010
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Bloody Foreskin

After having the driest anal sex you pull out the soft dick and their lies a bleeding heap of flesh and veiny skin.
I just had the dryiest hump and i am paying the price with this bloody foreskin.
by Art Vandaleigh August 12, 2006
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wet foreskin

When the Jew has a bath and his peepee gets soggy
by BritishBleach June 24, 2018
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off like a Jewish foreskin

A Jewish foreskin or Jew's foreskin is always off, therefore the expression is a very definite one about being off on one's way or just in a generally off condition.
It is time that i was on my way, so I am off like a Jewish foreskin. (or Jew's foreskin)
by Roderick O'Donnell July 30, 2006
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Rougher than a badger's foreskin

A term used to describe a state of being hungover or generally suffering the aftereffects of a period of alcohol intoxication.
Ben: Hey man, you hangin'?
Tom:Yeah, I'm like, rougher than a badger's foreskin
Ben: Haa, lightweight!
by J-Doggster March 13, 2011
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