Satanic Hamster

One with way too much time on their hands; see too much free time

That Satanic Hamster, is there a thread he isn't in?

by Joe Notaman March 9, 2005

hail satan

A phrase used mostly by people who don't believe in Satan to agitate religous zealots of the Judeo-Christian mythology.

Some bigot told me I'm going to hell because I support equal rights for all. I responded, "Hail Satan!"

by TheWaker2021 March 31, 2021

LaVeyan Satanism

The original religion of the founding fathers of the USA. Anton LaVey only organized it further and opened up the first Satanic church in 1966.

The founding fathers and writers of the Constitution were the first practitioners of what became later known as "LaVeyan Satanism". But, some corrupt/greedy British Federalist crooks decided to worm their way back in, and create fake institutions in this country and turned the USA into a police state governed by a fake Federal government, instead. (little known fact. lol)

by Abraham's Adversary January 20, 2019

satan's asshole

The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles). First used by comedian Dane Cook, it describes what it's like to wait in line for hours with no air conditioning with whiny kids, smelly cocksuckers, and people talking on their god damn cell phones, just so you can get your driver's license.

I had to get my driver's license from satan's asshole today.

by Illinois Joe October 7, 2004

Satan's Waterfall

Satan's waterfall is another word for having your period. This is referred to satans waterfall because satan means evil and hell (basically what a period is) (oh and because satan normally associates with the colour red like a period) and waterfall means the constant flow of blood.

"we all have satan's waterfall today" says Emily to her friends
"ik our periods hurt like hell" says emily's friend

by B E L L E October 20, 2020

Satan Steam

The smell of a deadly fart after eating White Castle or Mexican food.

Brad cheated on his wife Amy, once she found out she went out and ate at White Castle. After hours of eating she came home and sat on his pillow and Satan Steam poured out of her ass. When Brad got home from work he went straight to bed, once his head touched the Steamed pillow he threw up all over himself.

by SatanHasSteamed1 February 15, 2014

Satan's Chariot

He penetrates her vagina while she has her period and then finishes in her back door. She rides his red chariot to completion.

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by Budder cup June 5, 2013