Food

Something almost everyone likes, yet most struggle with. Something that is so good until its not anymore and it turns into tracking calories, pounds, and trying to burn it.

I love food but not what it leads to.

Food by Ifonlyaprincewouldsaveme February 21, 2026

FOOD! 

The number one nourishment of #asr.

Hey, it's FOOD! time.

FOOD! by Shiny November 10, 2004

food-stamping 

(verb) The process of redeeming EBT (food stamp) benefits.

Being the family bread-winner, it was a common practice at every first of the month for John to go food-stamping at the local Sav-A-Lot to obtain groceries for his family.

food-stamping by Nikki Stixx May 19, 2018

food piggy 

This is what I call the poorly educated that hold their eating utensil like a shovel and generally act like a pig. 'Struction workers are famous for it.

Look at that deplorable food piggy shoveling food into his face. Let's go somewhere else.

food piggy by Master of The Factory August 12, 2018

food boner 

An erection caused by dining on something delicious. Occurs most often when having a great meal for the first time a long while. Also appears when you least expect it, and is hard to control if you are enjoying your dish quite slowly.

I hadn't eaten Subway in so long, and I was missing my buffalo chicken special. I got one tonight and I took one bite and could not believe how perfectly toasty and warm and fresh everything was on it this time, that I ended up getting a food boner. Never has a sub gotten me hard like this before!

food boner by ThatOneFoxGuy November 27, 2013

food pregnant 

The process of having a food baby.

Look at me, I am totally food pregnant right now.

food pregnant by The K-Nizzle June 30, 2010

Food Affair

When you're eating one thing, but picturing something else.

Like when you bite into that boring lettuce sandwich, but your thinking of a toasty, foot-long, Roast Beef sandwich au jus, dripping with melted Swiss cheese.

Rebecca was having a food affair as she ate her protein bar, thinking instead, of a fluffy, chocolate parfait.

Food Affair by Mr. Hugh Mongus October 2, 2009