Fidden

i had a dream this was a word and it meant "to smack your balls against ones prostate" and thought it was funny

"Cant a man just fidden properly these days"

by mudlover4000 March 26, 2024

Fidgeter

A person who moves your belongings from where you last remember them being to an entirely different place you may never look for them at with no good reasoning behind it.

Barbara quite the fidgeter, moved his safety glasses from the table where he left them and put them in a random basket in the kitchen and he didn't find them for months, endangering his eyes everytime he mowed the lawn.

by 666kty March 15, 2025

Fidgetating

When someone is fidgeting and you're annoyed

“Stop fidgetating, you fucking moron”

by Pvlsonzz September 30, 2025

fidget

Named after "fidget spinner" that has once become viral back in 2017, the slang term "fidget" refers to your penis being massaged (or being played with) by you — as you need "healing" read: traveling to relieve stress but you just can't, due to your mundane 9-to-5 job

After a long week at my 9-to-5, sometimes I just need to fidget a bit to relieve stress, even if it’s not the most socially acceptable way to unwind!

by Emotional Cruiser October 31, 2025

bo fiddelin

to leave in a unkindly matter

yo bitch im go be bo fiddelin

by punx1666 September 8, 2005

Phone Fidget

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.

I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.

by Dazymoose February 10, 2010

willy fidgets

An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.

e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...

Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.

by felixculpa September 8, 2016