Chocolate fetus

When you take a shit so large it feels like you're giving birth.

"Oh man, Jerry, I just gave birth to a chocolate fetus!"

by Wallets August 28, 2015

fetus fondler

One who fondles fetuses. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Alice: Hey, have you heard about Charlie's fetish?
Bob: Yeah, he's a total fetus fondler.

by Black Viper 69 February 25, 2014

dead fetus

The result off fucking a pregnant women so hard the the baby comes out dead from her vagina

I gave that bitch a dead fetus for disrespecting me.

by urban stud November 26, 2007

fetus fishing

to attach a hook to ones dick and penetrate a pregnant woman's snatch.

Caught a big one today when i was fetus fishing.

by R<A<D October 20, 2008

fetus face

rocky o'reillys pub in praugue. Oppenheimer play there.

shit, he broke the glass with his fetus face.

by germaynian October 17, 2008

Fetus Position

When your in the middle of fucking a girl and you tightyl wrap your arms around yur ass and legs. You take out a dildo, freeze it then shove it in her eye. * If she has a bellybutton ring rip it out then cum in her bellybutton.

"Dude I totally got in the Fetus Position with this hooker on mua block."

by tall dark and sexy January 17, 2010

fetus quaker

what you are called when you accidentally microwave your fetus instead of your oatmeal

"MOM I JUST PULLED A FETUS QUAKER ON PIPPY" (pippy is the baby)

by elhuevoderoblox May 18, 2019