A sheer waste of time; the reason why GPAs are at an all time low, and it is the place for stalkers. One of the only good things is that it's more classy than myspace.
Muffy: Come on, Amanda, study for the history test with me.
Amanda: No time for that! I have to go on facebook!
Muffy: well...suit yourself (frowns)
Amanda: No time for that! I have to go on facebook!
Muffy: well...suit yourself (frowns)
by Ilysm Preston <3 May 7, 2009

son/daughter: mom are you messaging someone through myspace?!?
mom: of course not!!! i'm on facebook!!! go to your room.
mom: of course not!!! i'm on facebook!!! go to your room.
by frenchie2011 September 22, 2009

v. The action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook
by RCMo January 27, 2005

Considered by many to be 'the holy grail' of social networking.
If you're under 25 and not on it, you might be pathetic. However if you're over 35 and are on it, you might also be pathetic.
If you're under 25 and not on it, you might be pathetic. However if you're over 35 and are on it, you might also be pathetic.
by AH73 May 12, 2011

An endless array of words (and what appear to be letter groupings of some sort), completely devoid of emotion or true meaning.
Man, I don't understand why so many people spend their life on Facebook. I'd rather socialize in person where there is real emotion.
by xBoJigglesx November 6, 2011

Hey...where'd my Facebook friends list go?!?!
WTF happened to my Facebook inbox?!?!
I am so confused...where's the old Facebook?! Change it back!!!
WTF happened to my Facebook inbox?!?!
I am so confused...where's the old Facebook?! Change it back!!!
by lilGAPeach February 10, 2010

by Jesus1540003 January 22, 2011
