by Evan likes dick June 21, 2019
Get the Evanmug. by Hitler the Jew slayer November 21, 2019
Get the Evanmug. He is understandable and will let you tell him anything and won’t tell a soul. Evans Love their girlfriends and snuggling with them. Evans are tough on the out side and sweet and kind in the inside. They are very athletic and competitive and once you get an Evan don’t let them go they are 1 in a million
by emily920 January 11, 2018
Get the Evanmug. The sexiest man alive. Doesn't really care for having a girlfriend but if he really wanted to, he would steal your bitch, and sleep with her the same night. He's also a really good friend, and can be very friendly but if a nigga talking shit, he's gonna take care of it. Overall, Evan is a really good person to be around but just stay on his good side.
by a nigga named evan June 4, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Most of us will meet at least one Evan in our lives. Most Evan's seem like good, attractive, everyday Evan's. Although they seem this way, when you really get to know them, they can be very cruel people. When you ask an Evan out, they will ask you to name why you like them and they will smother in their glory. They reject, bully, and hurt people internally. An Evan could easily break your heart. Therefore, Evan's are very mean, insensitive people.
Evan's are also potatoes. They are all insensitive mashed potatoe.
Evan's are also potatoes. They are all insensitive mashed potatoe.
Friend 1 " Hey did you see Evan at the game yesterday, he was terrific.
Friend 2 " You shouldn't give your hopes up on him, I already did...."
Evan " So, let me get this right, YOU like ME? YOU? Why would I ever go out with you? Your way below my league!"
Friend 2 " You shouldn't give your hopes up on him, I already did...."
Evan " So, let me get this right, YOU like ME? YOU? Why would I ever go out with you? Your way below my league!"
by EvanHater$ April 24, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Evan is a very attractive man with a big ass cock that all the women love he is very sweet and kind he is a great man to have in your life all the woman love his hornyness
Evan
by Awsome guy 1234 July 31, 2017
Get the Evanmug. Also known as a douchebag. He thinks he is very intelligent and has too much self-esteem. He will tell you he loves you and then leave you hanging, because he's an asshole. He has a ginger brother named Brady, who is much cooler than him and can shoot three pointers.
An Evan's nose is often uncommonly large for his face. He has oddly hairy arms that don't suit his body. He only thinks bullshit and nonsense, because his mind is full of shit.
An Evan's nose is often uncommonly large for his face. He has oddly hairy arms that don't suit his body. He only thinks bullshit and nonsense, because his mind is full of shit.
That Evan deserves to fuck a cactus.
by emmahhh July 8, 2014
Get the Evanmug.