Employees Remorse

The sudden feeling you get at your new job usually after your initial training is over. It is usually a feeling of dread and sadness.

Trainer: Okies yall Now dut yer trainin is a over grab yer box knives and head out to der floor.

Me: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

Steven: Aha I told you that Employees Remorse would hit you like a brick.

by bahremon June 19, 2009

Empty Hand Syndrome

(commonly referred to as E.H.S.) a serious condition where a person, 21 or over, is at a party and does not have an alcoholic beverage in their hand. The longer this person is left without a drink the more severe the syndrome becomes.

(Two people talking at a house party)
Steve: This party is so fun!
Jen: It sure is! Hey is that Michael over there on the couch?
Steve: Yeah it is! Oh no....it looks like he has a bad case of Empty Hand Syndrome.
Jen: You're right he does. We need to make sure he gets a drink quick!

by Clonnie Klookens September 19, 2013

Empty your pocket!

A sentence used by a robber (armed or not armed) to intimidate a victim/person to give all of their belongongs inside their pockets, such as a wallet, phone, and other valuable things.

Robber: Empty your pocket!
Victim: Man, what the f*ck is this?!
Robber: I said, empty your pocket!!!
Victim: Okay, okay! Please don't hurt me!!!
Robber: *Bashes the victim's head with an Israeli Uzi*
Robber: $500

+RESPECT

Hail CJ

by JollyMac May 30, 2018

Emptiness

Emptiness is the feeling of nothing. You can fake it for others, but you really dont care at all. You are really an asshole if you want to be one. You may seem good enough, but you feel like you were born without a heart. If you feel empty, you probably are very depressed and feel like you are worth nothing.

"How are you doing lily(The retarded therapist ?).... "Oh I feel empty, which is the feeling of an emptiness in my heart with no feeling."

by FUCK YOU AYDEN November 20, 2019

to empty my handbag

To open ones bowels, take a dump etc,

Eg Im just off to empty my handbag (and goes to toilet)

by Bunny Boiler September 26, 2006

emotospam

When a forums user consistently uses random smilies and emoticons over and over again in each post. A form of spam.

Gamecue always emotospams the Milano Crew forums.

by Lord Of Ketchup September 3, 2005

emptying bowels

When you're at a club/dance and you're getting super freaky with some girl from behind.

"Man did you see Henri last night? He was going around emptying bowels"

by Andy Myles January 2, 2009