Elephant Trunk Brother

(n.) A prideful term for an uncircumcised man.

Hey Tom, you an Elephant Trunk Brother?

You know it. ETB for life.

by I call my shits grumpys February 7, 2010

Elephant ass

In golf when a shot is high and shitty, resembling an elephants ass.

(friend makes a horrible shot) *cough* elephant ass *cough*

by SALTYteaBAG November 9, 2012

elephant race

When two semi trucks are side-by-side on a two lane road and neither is going faster than the other.

I would have been here sooner but I was caught in traffic behind an elephant race.

by Iocane July 6, 2014

Elephant Goldfish Syndrome

The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.

I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.

by NewValley January 17, 2018

Elephant Shower

When you blow a load on your girl so big she never forgets it.

My girl went to town on my trunk so hard last night that I gave her an elephant shower

by ElephantShower July 28, 2019

Purple Elephant

Grabbing a guys sack and applying force, resulting in extreme pain

Ben gave Tom a purple elephant... and liked it

by Alexander the Great 7 May 21, 2006

elephant hoof

when fat hoes have cameltoe so bad they out class moose knuckle

man look over there she got that cameltoe na man look over there she got that moose knuckle damn look she got elephant hoof

by blackiswhitechocalte October 27, 2013