Desmond

that one guy...

Desmond get your head out of the shower drain

by oooofinthechat January 14, 2020

Dyson

A person that sucks a man’s penis like a vacuum.

She give that good brain, shawty a Dyson.

by DN829 November 6, 2020

Dysoul

Tik tok account.

Hey dysoul will you be my senpai?

by dysoul February 22, 2021

dismobile

The definition of Dismobile means, when a person or being is not mobile physically.

I was dismobile for a long time due to breaking my leg.....

by Dismobile Joe August 22, 2021

I-Dyson-I

A Known guy on ps3 who is a total badass he is also a funny fucker

I-Dyson-I go into league play

10 Year old Kid-"Hey guys"
Dyson-"Right i'm putting my mic in"
10 Year old Kid-"*Starts Screaming*"
Dyson-"Go out on your fucking bike"
10 Year old Kid-"I Don't have a bike"
Dyson-"Then get a fucking bike kid"
10 Year old Kid-"*Crys*"

by The Chosen One September 1, 2014

Kiko dosmou to vape sou

The phrase you say to "Kikis" when you want his vape.

Anna said "Kiko dosmou to vape sou" and Kikos ignored her.

by Crookednosedpig June 6, 2021

dyson

1. someone who has a very poor mum who tries to marry rich people but is unsuccessful and ends up marrying someone called jonny who thinks he's in the marines and swears a lot.
2. someone who enjoys shuving "dyson" vacum cleaners up their arse or vagina.
3. a slag
4. someone who is friends with a kurky
5. someone who would go out with anyone to get a bit of cock
6. someone very ugly and unattractive who wants to be a hairdresser
7. a girl who speaks in a manly voice
8. a butch lesbian
9. a fat jewish gladiator who is best friends with a conyers

ohmygod i think i'm a dyson, my mum is poor and trying to marry my rich uncle.

haha i saw this new porno last night, she was doing a dyson

it's been a while since i had some cock, i'm turning into a dyson

by magandy January 4, 2008