tired drunk

when you are so tired that you feel and act drunk

Dude ur like tired drunk.

by Unlucky95 April 6, 2010

Kerry Motta Drunk

Intoxicated to levels that would kill the average human being.

Bartender 1 - "Dude that guy is wasted"
Bartender 2 - "No I'm pretty sure he's Kerry Motta Drunk"
Bartender 1 - "What? He's going to pass out under the bridge, be found by a cop who hails a cab, pays for it and sends him home to the correct house which is not the address on his license?"

Bartender 2 - "yup."

by Gwatanova December 4, 2010

godzilla drunk

The state of drunkeness where motor skills have decreased to a level where one cannot walk around objects such as chairs, tables, people, lamps and the like, instead walking through such objects knocking them over, causing the drunken fool to look like godzilla.

To say your boy was drunk would be and understatement, more like godzilla drunk man, tragic.

by Plastered March 19, 2005

Drunk Tuning

(v.) The act of purchasing songs on iTunes while in a drunken stupor.

Chuck: "Dude, I was Drunk Tuning last night and ended up buying some random Dolly Parton & Weird Al songs! I don't even listen to them"

Tre: "That's fucked up"

by Stayhandsome October 17, 2008

Drunk Bump

A bruise or gash that you wake up with after a night of partying or heavy drinking, with no remembrance of what happened or how you got it. Occuring with the stupidity and clumsiness of intoxication.

Mike - "Woah Dude! That bruise is huge, what the hell happened?"
John - "Drunk Bump"
Mike- "that explains it.. you were REALLY shitfaced last night"

by xoxjadexxx November 30, 2009

drunk logic

the seemingly sound order of thinking that leads people to absurd acts that they would never commit without previous imbibing alcohol; the reason for approximately 90 percent of DUI's and OVI's, fights, pregnancies, carpet and couch stains, existence of games where there is no winner, marriages, bulk time, gut muscles, and injuries that are funny not sad.

Dude, what happened to my mom's car... and flower bed... and dry streak sexually?

Dude, before you freak out, listen, it was totally drunk logic.

by hurdleston December 8, 2010

Drucky

A rude name used for somebody who is rather unintelligent and fat.

Person one: "You're a Drucky"
Person two/Drucky: "What's a Drucky?"
Person one: "Exactly"

Or

Person one: "Wouldn't it be cool if Emu's could fly?"
Person two/Drucky: "Emu's can fly idiot"
Person one: "No, no they can't, you're such a Drucky"

by Mushy94 February 21, 2011