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Donkey ass dick feet

The smell of a mans feet from not showering that can be confused for toasted shit
Where you happy when you woke up this morning?

No I wasn't happy. I had to smell your donkey ass dick feet
by Boozer28 July 14, 2014
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gravel-donkey

A really ugly girl, one that has the face of a rottweiler chewing a wasp. Sometimes judged by actions as well as looks. See swampdonkey.
Look at that drunk-assed girl across the bar, god what a gravel-donkey!
by nerk0 November 30, 2004
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Rubber Donkey

Childs or immature adults game thought to have originated in Texas.

The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".This game can provide you with humorous stories for life. Enter with care.

Rules -
1. To play - each player must pinky shake with one another to be in "Rubber Donkey". One cannot strike another that he/she has not pinky shaked with.

2. The game is played 24 hours a day, seven days a week for life. To get out of the game a player must pinky shake again with all players he or she has entered the game with.

3.The game is played by striking other players in the torso for saying a word that starts with the letter B until the offender says "Rubber Donkey".

4. Strikes are with the fist to the torso area (no groin shots). An offender may be struck by one or multiple players, multiple times until the phrase "Rubber Donkey" is uttered by the offender. Stealth attacks are encouraged.

5. Other rules may be agreed upon by individual players and are between those players only. Strikes are with the fist unless agreed upon otherwise. (Dog Brothers may develop some interesting rules.)
Do you want to play Rubber Donkey?
by BJJ December 15, 2008
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Put a Donk On it!

The phrase coined by some dudes from Manchester somewhere, The Blackout Crew, who believe its "sick" to place a synth noise on a guitar backing track, varying the various styles of dance music (techno, electro, bassline etc..) which they "donk" throughout the chorus.

See Also "Donk" for a description of the sound
"yeah yeah its sick that...
yeah thats good...
wait hold on a minute, pull it up, stop...
you know what you wanna do with that right...
YOU WANNA PUT A BANGIN DONK ON IT!!!!!!"

Put a Donk On it!
by Bonkers for Donkers February 24, 2009
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donkbet

n. In poker, a bet made when first to act on a given street, after having checked and called the preceding street(s). Formerly "gaybet", before that "bet-from-nowhere".

v. the act of making a donkbet
My donkbet on 6th street was meant to represent the flush I had showing.

I donkbet the river with my weak hand, to avoid giving a free showdown.
by Chris V January 20, 2006
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Badonk-a-donk

the big bad ass of a girl named Kelsey
Holy, check out Kelsey’s Badonk-a-donk!
by Clairice2216 October 16, 2017
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spanish donkey

A form of execution and torture, the naked victim is placed on a wooden v-shaped saddle and cannon balls are shackled to his feet, gradualy tearing him in half.
Dude we should give that guy a spanish donkey
by NuMbAh 23 sOoPaHmAn April 25, 2006
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