Doodle dong

A disapointing cheese doodle shaped penis that curves downward when erect
Jimmy rubas's doodle dong is so terrible that i bet he could fuck his own asshole.
by Steve Siciliano December 13, 2004
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Donkey-Dong

A freak. A "human" whose phallus is thrice the size of any mortal man. A legend whose extraordinary penis size is matched only by the size of his muscles.
One who fits the characteristics of "Donkey-Dong" also typically doubles as a Chief-Potowatome.
Rob is the Donkey-Dong.
by Jeff John April 06, 2004
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Dong Copter

An aerial phallus. They congregate at press conferences. Advanced models are capable of mid-air insertion. See also: helicockter.
His speech was crashed by a dong copter.
by Un Gato July 16, 2008
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diesel- dong

When a mans reproductive organ surpasses the size of a women's face from chin to forehead
Hey samaira , how was your night with Moses , was he big ? Well he said he had a diesel- dong , but it was more like a diesel-pointment !
by rottenhope May 13, 2012
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dong gates

An alternate name for the female genital opening, namely the labia and vagina. Best used when referring to an undesired length of time when the genitals have sadly been in hibernation.
If Wanda drinks too much vodka tonight, Mel might persuade her to reopen the dong gates!
by Munchma Quchi August 10, 2011
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Doorbell Dong

The act of knocking on a girl's door, and immediately after she answers the door, inserting your dick in her mouth.

Most times the man is on ladder or step stool in order to reach elevation needed.
Sally was so surprised when she got doorbell donged at the hotel.
by Flomp November 10, 2009
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