doin' it faux natural

to masturbate

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.

by Poetjester September 24, 2016

Doin’ a nohra

The act of leaking confidential information to authorities or hiding behind the law.

I provoked you into lashing out against me now I will go to the authorities and get you charged because I’m Doin’ a nohra

by Succulent lollipop lover November 22, 2021

hashu doin

An alternate, more casual way to say "How are you doing?" It was started by San Jose native Gabriel Lares, current OF/RHP of the West Valley Vikings.

*walks up to opposite sex to acquire their number*

"Hashu doin"

*opposite sex automatically gives up phone number*

by lolitsmagee October 1, 2014

doin cunt

Friendly or sarcastic way of saying what's doin

for example when someones staring at you for no reason at the lights or on the train
"Doin cunt."

Or when you see a mate u haven't seen for a while u been excited to kick it with

"doooin cunttt"

by doinnnn April 22, 2022

Doin the Hayden

The origins of this term come from a viral video from a few years ago where Hayden pannietere was shopping in a women's clothing store. Apparently she was unaware that a security camera was focused on her as she proceeded to scratch her butt crack with total impunity!

I was in my backyard takin a pee an doin the Hayden when I looked up and saw a helicopter flying over!

by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

how u doin honey

a way of saying, what are you doing or how someones day is going to your girlfriend

jack: ayo, how u doin honey
girlfriend: is good

by dab and stab January 9, 2017

What the dog doin'?

A mystery that has yet to be solved by the brightest heads of humanity.

That is if it shall ever be solved.

So the question indeed remains :"What is the Dog doing?"

Give me some of those mints...oh yeah me too..oh yeah .cool .....what the dog doin'?
-when someone hase mints in school.

by Redos (make up your own name!) January 1, 2022