Boats Docked

1. Hanging Out, Chilling, Posted Up at a selected location.
2. Said when you agree with a statement.

1. Boats docked at the bar, are you coming?
2. "Did you see that girl? Shes hot"
Reply with "Boats Docked"

by Scalzbro October 12, 2011

dilly donker

Like Willy Wonka But a sex shop factory ,you need a golden condom or dildo to get in.

Mr. Garrison: Hey look Mr. Slave I won the golden dilly now we can go to Dilly Donkers <Possibly chocolate> factory.
Mr. Slave: OH jus-us chirst

by xvirtualslayerx November 2, 2013

hood dickering

To sell a woman to a pimp for drugs

or labor finder for pimps

I've been hood dickering them hoes all day

I've got to hood dicker me some hoes so I can get some more stones

by team boobiez January 12, 2015

hand dooker

Basically a hand job as used as a last resort or as barter or trade.
When she won't have sex with you or give your oral pleasure you could at least settle for a "hand dooker" not that great but at it's better than nothing usually preformed with no lube but not always. Hand dooker may also be used to bribe a friend.

Friend: What happened with you and Julie?

"She said no sex on the first date so I settled for a hand dooker instead

" I'll trade you a hand dooker for some of those cool ranch Doritos".

by DJBELLTOWER June 4, 2014

cake dickeration

"cake dickeration" describes the decorating of a cake by drawing a large penis on it!

I'll draw a large penis with the frosting on that cake!
That is some nice "cake dickeration"!

by Hans Honk April 21, 2015

Double Decker Couch

Quite possibly THE most useless invention known to man and LEGO-kind.

Emmett: "Have you ever wanted to watch TV with your friends, but there's never enough room on the couch? Introducing: The Double Decker Couch! It's got cupholders!"

by ThePotatard June 19, 2016

Doony Dicker

Someone that dicks him/herself over when attempting to get with someone because they're a canoe.

Haiden got rejected yet again... What a doony dicker!

by godly dildo April 23, 2017