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dilfing

using hot middle-aged men to make people with daddy issues watch your content
marvel is dilfing in wandavision to get more views
by Savixrs May 7, 2021
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Dilf Ellis

Dilf Ellis is an extremely attractive man.
He is so attractive, he must be “Dilf Ellis”.
by alexturnersmum June 8, 2021
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Dilf Ellis

is an extremely attractive man who in love with Miles Kane (milkane) and his feet
you heard someone yelled “I’m in love with Miles Kane” ? I’m sure it was Dilf Ellis
by prettyvisitorioanna June 9, 2021
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DILF

Acronym for Dork I'd Like to Fuck.
oh man, Kristee at work is so awkward but it's hot! She's a DILF!
by Eddie Fettuccini June 17, 2025
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dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*
by asschins12 July 20, 2023
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Dilf

Friend: what are you watching?
Me: oh I’m looking at a Dilf
Friend: wait isn’t that just Johnny depp?
Me: umm yeah what about it 🤨
by Daddydepp August 1, 2023
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Dilf

by Sillychicken2.0 August 19, 2023
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