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PJ DEUCE

A fat retarded wigger, who claims to hate black people, Also likes to lie about alot of bullshit including, but not limited to going into the military, and fucking hot chicks
Yo man, I seen PJ DEUCE up at the trolly stop, he was hanging with dirty fuck Frank, they were wearing football jerseys.
by Trolley Stop Phil February 19, 2003
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hatch a deuce

to slam a giant pile of human feces from the anus into the toilet or wherever
Can I hatch a deuce in your BR before I dip?
by HC Greenly December 7, 2006
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Hot Deuce

A dump brought on by drinking coffee or after a large meal. Also used as a descriptive term for piss poor or half assed work.
"Dude that coffee made me drop a Hot Deuce in the toilet"

"This email looks like a f'ing Hot Deuce"

You're on the way to the airport, when suddenly something starts to boil deep within your soul. You sink into the taxi's back seat and begin to sweat. Of course. You know the feeling well. It's a HOT DEUCE.
by HotDeuceUniversity August 31, 2013
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proper deuce

Taking a big shit. It comes out clean and in one piece, leaving you feeling a lot lighter than you did before. You feel like you got it all out. Minimal wiping is required.
Hey Bo, I'm going to the bathroom to take a proper deuce.
by EricGNutz March 14, 2008
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matrix deuce

When you drop a deuce so big that it makes one question reality.
I dropped the biggest matrix deuce the other night. There's no way that thing came out of my anus.
by dejaflu June 3, 2010
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deuces bitches

A way to let people know that you are leaving for the evening. Usually done while holding up two middle fingers.
Alright I'm out of here yo, deuces bitches
by Mr. Wright1331 June 3, 2016
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Seven-Deuce

Slang for the number 72.

It is meant to mean a 1972 model car carrying people about to pull off a drive by shooting. It is spoken by 2pac on his posthumous album Resurrection - Ghost, the lyrics were written before his death.
"A seven-deuce full of niggas goes by
Thought I was trippin' the second time they rolled, by
Recognized the plates, the faces looked familiar
Everybody swear they know the nigga that's gonna, kill ya"
by WGF_Crafty November 24, 2013
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