Weapon of Ass Destruction

Anything from Taco Bell that will send you to the restroom and cause you to take a violent shit.

“Man that 7 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell is a Weapon of Ass Destruction!!”

by MrWigglyDick May 9, 2022

Noah; Mr. Self Destruct

see Bitch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore.

"Man I hope my boyfriend doesn't turn out to be like Noah; Mr. Self Destruct!"

by Daniel beefpiles December 9, 2008

Barcode Destruction

This is when you have enhanced the power to leave the store without Paying for the product(s).

He must have got barcode destruction.

by Judy forehead December 22, 2020

Destructive nostalgia

Excessive amount of nostalgia and grieving for the past to the point where present and the future becomes irrelevant for the person. This can be mostly caused by lack of happiness in the present and depression. The name destructive comes from the fact it causes destruction of the future due to being demotivated to do anything for it.

Patient: "The present and future has nothing for me, the brightness of my lost past is corroding my mind."
Therapist: "That sounds like destructive nostalgia."

by realsvr March 11, 2021

path of destruction

what happens when you drink to much Jagermeister and red bull.

1. "I dont remember what happened last night but I followed the path of destruction this morning and it lead me all the way back to the frat house on main st"

by sparrow802 July 27, 2010

destructive ownage

pure and uter anihilation to the point of no possible return

Steven: 360 no scope headshot with my pistol DESTRUCTIVE OWNAGE!!!!
Roberto: I shall never play Call of Duty again

by viyter March 6, 2010

mutually assured destruction

A type of unit in Command & Conquer Red Alert

"I'd biuld a MAD tank but they're so damn expensive"

by AHHHHHHHHH September 24, 2003