desperat

desperat is a norwegian word that means desperate

also the name of a gamer (depserat, hyg_dreyer, hyg)that like to help other ppl and get known on the internet as a nice guy
also play the game runescape and cs 1.6

are you desperate!

Player desperat NOR has joined the game

by thomas dreyer September 12, 2008

desperationship

When two desperate people are stuck in a relationship held together by only the sad nature of their lives and the fear of never finding anyone else.

"Hey, who's bright idea was it to set Chad up with Amy? Talk about a desperationship gone wrong."

Mason's desperationship with Marla was sadder than a Mid 90's mix cd.

by atarishark September 3, 2011

desperate darci

A phrase to call someone who is desperate about anything. Follows the same tradition as calling someone a debbie downer or negative nancy.

Michael's crush was calling him, but he let it ring a few times so he wouldn't look like a desperate darci.

by wpcadet September 20, 2012

desperasexual

a boy or girl who is so completely desperate to get laid that they will take anything that they can get

Person 1: I heard that Phillipe was a desperasexual.
Person 2: Yeah, I saw her ask out a girl and a boy in the frame of 3 minutes.

by sirs March 21, 2013

Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.

"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."

by duckba December 10, 2015

Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.

James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!

by Meatstalk September 3, 2016

desperate sex

When you have to go online and ask people to sex you, and then get upset when they don't so you retaliate by insulting them until they either give in or you leave.

Joweldeivid wouldn't quit getting at it!! Everybody already told him no! That fool was looking for desperate sex.

by AndyLockhart August 10, 2016