Deadly Train Crash

A crazy ass high where you end up in the middle of nowhere on train tracks with everything within a mile radius is just absolutely leveled.

Terreck: How was the kush I gave you?
Justin: Holy fucking shit it was ASS I woke up in a Deadly Train Crash.

by TheHolySampleText July 20, 2023

deadly

rez way to call someone deadly. like when ur sister is going on a 10-day bender, or ur friend is jus snagging all the aunties

holy fuck you're deadly. settle down bro

by frgywrld !! July 29, 2023

deadly double exhale

when you sneeze and fart at the same time.

I had a deadly double exhale. Really took my breath away.

by paisley plaid May 6, 2024

Deedlit of covenant

A Deedlit of covenant, is my joke, on deed of covenant, a British term, which according, to the Oxford leaner's dictionary, is a legal agreement, where one person, agrees to pay another, for a service. It's also a joke, on Deedlit, a Record of Lodoss War, Japanese anime, elven woman.

Deedlit, when in The UK, decides to make a Deedlit of covenant, and pays Lyle, her current best friend, to keep the peace, on Lodoss island, on planet Forcelia.

by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024

Deedlit poll

Here's my second, Record of Lodoss War, Japanse anime joke, about Deedlit, an elven woman, from the series. A Deedlit poll, is based, on the British term, deed poll, which again, according to the Oxford Learner's Dictionary, is a legal document, which a person signs, to change his/her name.

SNE, the Record of Lodoss War creators, gives its British fans, a Deedlit poll, which asks them, if they should change Deedlit's name, to Dido, her other name. A joke!

by I'mcrazy July 10, 2024

Deadlyschizo

a fat pedo ginger that sits in her room all day crying over 13 year old boys

dont be a deadlyschizo

by one that shal not be named January 22, 2025

Deadly Newton

A self-defense technique; the act of gripping an opponent’s throat with two fingers positioned just below the Adam’s apple and applying focused, controlled pressure, intended to induce immediate physical shock, momentary disorientation, or temporary incapacitation; typically described as most effective when executed swiftly and in coordination with additional pressure-point techniques.

The name Deadly Newton is derived from a play on words connecting the throat’s “Adam’s apple” with the famous story of Isaac Newton and the falling apple. Just as the apple is said to have struck Newton and inspired his thoughts on force and gravity, the technique centers on applying sudden, focused force near the Adam’s apple. The “Newton” portion references both the historical figure and the scientific unit of force named after him, while “deadly” emphasizes the intense and potentially dangerous nature of the maneuver.

In the heat of the confrontation, he used a Deadly Newton to startle his attacker long enough to break free and escape.

by The Undercover Apple Man February 24, 2026