That Damn Finger

The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.

Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”

Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”

by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020

nigger damn

A phrase used after missing a corner three while on the sidelines

Ezekiel exclaimed, “NIGGER DAMN!” after Akram missed the shot

by JohnLemon69 October 30, 2020

Damn it, Michael!

A generalized exclamation of frustration. Used when laying blame for the sake of blaming.

Friend #1: "It is super cold outside!"
Friend #2: "Damn it, Michael!"
Friend #1: "Indeed!"

by Ch3wyFudgemz December 2, 2020

Damn son

A surprise that is very coo

Damn son that was a good kick

by Chalente May 2, 2021

Damn Apples

When you buy an apple phone and it has a virus or its broken and you throw it at the nearest lake

My mom bought an apple phone, she damn apples

by mariamagma November 7, 2016

Damn straight

You need to get off urban dictionary, damn straight🙌

Me: I have no life
My nonexistent friends: damn straight

by Damnstaight July 27, 2019

damn it jo

When one is not receptive to said remark from john

John: when I was at uni...
Jo: duuuuhh yoou whhuut?
John: damn it Jo

by Massivehead January 27, 2014