Dalton

Hes a man that is absolutely amazing, sweet, loving, handsome, caring and overall just the perfect man. Daltons make a wonderful friend an even better boyfriend. They normally have amazing hair a great personality and will make you laugh nonstop he had gorgeous dark brown eyes that you literally can get lost in, and there smile makes your heart melt. After you find a dalton don't let go because you won't be able to live without them.

Dang I wish I had a dalton.

I don't know what I would do without my dalton.

by Kar! October 16, 2022

Dalton

The worst boyfriend possible, he's gay and has a different boyfriend every week but somehow still manages to be lonely. Can find hookups himself so he forces his friends to find pedos for him to hookup with instead. He's convinced hes in love with every guy he meets after one day, especially guys named Matt, aka lawyer boy.

Uh-oh here comes Dalton, hes probably gonna make his friend ask if im gay.

by awwshizzz May 16, 2022

Daltonism

The act of burfing,booling, and/or, capping.

His story of forklift glory was full of daltonism.

by BigupsLiquidRichard July 5, 2022

Dalton

A queer with a bad case of swamp ass.

Ew look at dalton he has a bad case of swamp ass it smells like shit

by Your friendly neighborhood flb March 6, 2019

Dalton

A condition in which an bitter female’s little red clit or her “dalton” is inflamed and swollen.

Wow you got a real dalton down there.

by Chickenfriesandonions September 22, 2018

Dalton Browned It

The act of shitting the bed, fucking up, and absolutely dropping the ball.

The milk maiden Dalton Browned it when she didn’t produce any milk from her subject.

by DirtyHoleBandit May 7, 2020