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DangerMouth

Used to describe a person, usually fat, who uses his mouth to start trouble but ends up running away when a conflict erupts. Also uses his mouth to be loud and obnoxious which annoys others and starts trouble which he runs away from again.
"DangerMouth was at it again last night, started gobbing off then when the fight broke out he wobbled off to the nearest taxi"
by Hissing Sid June 15, 2006
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extreme danger wank

A regular Danger Wank, with the added Danger of another person/enemy/vicar being IN THE SAME ROOM as you. Includes if the person is asleep, passed out or pre-occupied with the other gender.

N.B. This does NOT apply behind a closed door, eg. in a toilet cubicle. Too easy.

N.B. The other person CANNOT be your girlfriend/partner.
Ed: I had an extreme danger wank whilst my mum was in the room.
by ed chrisleni January 3, 2009
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jakob danger armstrong

One of the worlds luckiest kids. He is the son of green day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong and his beautiful wife, Adrienne. Lives in Berkely, California and born in '97
"My dad is Billie Joe!" exclaimed Jakob Danger Armstrong
by Halenay July 30, 2006
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Dinger

An Australian male who has sex with kangaroos.
Oi! That there Dinger is humping that roo!
by UsedDinger October 7, 2013
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Danger Wank

Phrase given to the notorious art of masturbation within scenarios of heightened exposure.
Friend 1 - 'Man I'm totally hooked on danger wanks, i tried to go back and i cant'

Friend 2 - 'Dude I know! just yesterday, before a service, i climbed into the grave and s.........

Friend 1 - 'Get outta my church'
by compasskid April 21, 2009
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Danger Thursday

Going out (or staying in) on a Thursday night and drinking so much you know you'll have a hangover on Friday morning even though you have to get up and go to work!
Fran: Yas! Danger Thursday tonight!!
Paul: You having a few drinkies then??
Fran: Oh yeah, a couple of bottles of vino it is!
by elPaulio April 29, 2010
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danger breeze

The feeling of terror males get when they feel a chill in the genitalia region, believing it to be because their 'fly' (button or zip) is undone.
'Woah man! Had a danger breeze then! Could have sworn my pride was out in the open'
by Greg the Dinosaur August 14, 2012
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