donkey dick

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

donkey dick by Gnizzo December 28, 2005

donkey kong barrel 

1. A very large bowel movement, unusually large in length or girth, often posing a risk of clogging the toilet. Humorously referred to as a barrel from the Donkey Kong video game.

2. A bowel movement which seems too large to have been made by the person who dropped it.

He dropped a donkey kong barrel. I had to break it up with the toilet brush so I could flush it.

donkey kong barrel by Enigmanic February 6, 2009

Donkey reader

A person who study a lot- a geek- a dork- a swotty person - a bokworm

My classmate is such a super donkey reader ,he does nothing but study & he's really socially retarded.

Donkey reader by posh21 January 14, 2015

Donkey dust 

An old-fashioned euphemism for "bullshit". It's something you're full of when you're wrong, and not full of when you're right.

Yes, this is true! It's true, yes it is! I'm not full of donkey dust!

Donkey dust by Sir Veisaid December 18, 2019

donkey penis 

A penis of a donkey

the donkey penis was really big

donkey penis by steven September 13, 2003

Donkey Bitch 

A degrading name that you express when you have just kicked Donkey Kong's ass in super smash brothers.

TAKE THAT DONKEY BITCH!!!

Donkey Bitch by Danstartsfires January 18, 2009

donkey cakes 

Donkey cakes is anotha way of describing a female with a nice,big fat ass!

Hot damn,that girls got some DONKEY CAKES in those Jeans!!!!!

donkey cakes by T-MAN THE REALIST September 27, 2010