curtain pole

A mans penis that looks like a curtain pole. Long and VERY thin! Very easy to clean = No nob cheese!! Prefible to the fat lady! Not very pleasurable!

Ha! your dick it like a curtain pole!! You must not get any sex!!

by Amie.lee.murphy. + Co.(ali,Jazz+becki) November 24, 2007

The Curtain Rod

When a relationship goes bad and you want it to end fast, you fuck her in the ass, blow you load, then pull out your shit ridden cock and wipe it off on her curtains... then leave.

I wanted to break up with Jane last night , but the bitch gave me such a hard time about it..
so I gave her The Curtain Rod .She was stuck cleaning those shit stains for days.....

by brooklyncityvinny April 30, 2014

Cum curtain

When you have a sex session with your partner so many times and blow your load and they don't clean out. It creates a build of cum in front of testicles hanging down from dong, creating a cum curtain

Man we fucked so much I ended up with a cum curtain

by Rawdawgger 20 June 24, 2017

meat curtains

the lips of a coochie

she has a mean pair of meat curtains

by thickdicc69inu November 4, 2019

Steel Curtain

A sex move created by none other than Russian President Vladimar Putin to show how strong and masculine he is. When man drop balls on eye socket so all that can see is strong communist man meat. While he do this another strong communist man put breed penis in mouth. All i taste is strong Russia. He do that another strong Russian man breed my butthole. I want to only feel Russia. While he do that another strong Russia man let me breed him out in anus. While he do that another strong Russian man pull on my balls. While he do that 40-50 other strong Russian men make Bukkake me covering me in glorious seed of Russia.

Putin is getting a steel curtain from Ukraine.

by DerpyMcTFcktard May 7, 2022

Could Be Curtains

A phrase meaning that something could be over, as in when curtains fall at the end of a show

Jonny-"The Phillies are down 10-0 in the 9th inning."

A.J.-"Could be curtains for the Phillies!"

by AJtheIceman October 8, 2011

Hanging beef Curtains

Big Fat Floppy pussy lips that hang down when you are licking a birds pussy.

I met a bird the other night and she was really dirty. I couldnt wait to get a taste of her frazzle bag but when I got her knickers off she had hanging beef curtains, her pussy lips were huge and hung down to her knees!!!

by Bigted1970 January 6, 2012