Cuban misile crisis

That happened for real? I thought that was just a movie!

Cuban misile crisis had some tasty licks

by HeavyDynamite December 26, 2022

Cuban lawn mower

When a guy bites a girls pubes off

Girl: "my gooch hurts!"

Girl (friend) : "wtf why?"

Girl: "johnny gave me a Cuban lawn mower last night"

Girl (friend) : "that's kinky!"

by Trinidad James d April 05, 2014

Cuban Tuck and Roll

A hastily performed manuver put into motion while under the survailence of a snooping maid in a hotel room while masterbating w/o the use of pron (visualizing) where one first pulls sheets over erect penis and masterfully rolls in the oposite direction of the peering intruder.

John: Dood member that one time Je almost got caught jerking off...
Kyle: Yea but he played it off with a Cuban Tuck and Roll so hes all good.
John: Wow what a fagg.

by dj z00l4nd3r October 25, 2006

i aint no cuban

it used when some punk ass fool, insults your inteligance by saying sometihng that you already know hence didn't need to hear it again, or even keep repeating that shit over as if you aren't smart enough to get it from the first or the second time or even go on an on throguh every little detail that can be figured out through that pretty chill thing sometimes referred to as "common sense", it's like sayin chill out cocksucker i get it, and i ain't that stupid! and by the way that doesn't necessiraly mean that all cubans are dumb fools, well.. ehh niah, idk they make some killer cigars though

some fool: now we're gon do this the old skool waya of puff puff pass, meanin that after you toke once you toke again, then pass it to the person next to you, and then the next person hits it twice then..
you: i aint no cuban, GIMMIE THAT DAMN J, NO GREEN FOR YOU, GET THE FUCK OUTTA Here

by spider monkey mayen September 23, 2007

Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points if one of them has a cigar.

Anthony and Andy were bored, so they decided to have a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

by kmac46 November 22, 2006

Cuban Missile Crisis

When having sex with a Cuban girl and your about to shoot a hard one into her, begin counting down from however long till you cum in your bitch, and then the goal is to make her climax before you do.

Dude, I heard Adem actually pulled off the Cuban Missile Crisis on that Cuban girl from the bar.

by TheHunterV280 July 27, 2010

cuban neck tie

Another way to say a slit throat, alluding to the belief that Cubans commonly cut throats.

"Holy shit, Emily! Did you hear about how Marty messed up with those two vatos and they gave him a cuban neck tie? Das fucked up!"

by martinBeezy June 06, 2006