Crunchified

When something, by any means, becomes crunchy.

Person 1: Ooh, is that toast?
Person 2: No, it's crunchified bread

by anonymous February 4, 2023

Crunchiliciously Crunchy

Pleasantly hard or crisp, and they make a satisfying, audible crunch when you eat them.

Kelloggs cornflake is Crunchiliciously crunchy

by winni1718 March 14, 2025

Spot Cruncher

I am sitting next to him right now. I made a hat for him. Also goes by the name of The Devil. Likes to eat, metal. Hates, holes (in cheese). Thank You.

"GeT THAT F**KING HOLY CHEESE AWAY FROM ME. BEFORE I EAT YOUR KNIFE AND FALK"

by John Ball November 18, 2004

Time Crunching

Time crunching is when you chug a bottle of couch syrup, and see how many times you can masturbate before you pass out!

Has anybody seen John? Yeah he's passed out, he was Time Crunching. Anna walked in the room and said it was a disgusting mess!

by Rockedupmotha September 11, 2010

Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.

He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison

by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010

Razor Cruncher

An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.

Haha oh damn...Kevin got the razor cruncher

by blizzyasfck January 19, 2011

numbers cruncher

a guy who goes with as many many women as he can, so he can brag he had more than you.

numbers cruncher-a guy brags he's had 1000 girls, more than you, but would you want some of them?

by boogerpizzas June 15, 2013