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Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.
Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.
by XNarz November 30, 2020
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Albanian creampie

When Big Bird Sterk is on his knees in a submissive manner and one alpha male puts his long schlongy dong in big bird sterks oral cavity while the other male penetrates big bird sterks anal cavity from underneath or behind. Requires 3 men.
Connor and I had a fun time Albanian creampieing sterko last night!
by RonClark69 February 8, 2022
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Creampie Virgin

Someone who has never had a guy cum inside of them before.
Friend #1: We finally had sex and she let me finish inside her!

Friend #2: She’s definitely not a creampie virgin anymore bro!
by JFC96 April 4, 2025
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Alaskan Snowball Creampie

When the man cums in her mouth to avoid a pregnancy, and the woman spits the cum into her own vagina in order to impregnate herself.
Janet is so desperate to have a child, she even went for the Alaskan Snowball Creampie.
by BAE DPers April 17, 2024
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Boston Creampie

The act of ejaculating inside a MIT undergraduate whilst saying "F**k You, Oh yeah" in a concentrated, pronounced Bostonian accent. Duration varies between six seconds to a full two minutes. In order to be accurate, one must wear one of the following while committing this act: A Celtics jersey, New England Patriots Jersey, or red socks. After ejaculation the partners must deposit the semen into a cup of New England clam chowder - only New England - and thereafter consume it with Irish beer.
Goodness fucking gracious do you smell that good-ass clam chowder? A couple must've gave each other a Boston Creampie!
by Lá Big Cheese June 20, 2017
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Creampie facial

1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.

Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.
I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.
by D!ck5l!m3r December 31, 2024
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Pumpkin creampie

Brandon gave me a pumpkin creampie last night. My ass is sore.
by BallPeens September 5, 2025
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