Constitution

When something or someone like doesn´t exist.. You can´t see it.. It´s like part of something bigger.. What is it called? ehmm yea!
constitution, it´s constitution.

Your not a person anymore, your a constitution.

by Der Wubbileinen February 5, 2004

Constitutional

Some one who wants to be a Constitutionalist, but is to ignorant to have read the Constitution..... Often a statment used to justify doing horrible things or taking the side of horrible people/ideology... Often used as a right wing tactic to complain about life and opposing view points. "snowflake"

tomi lahren ~ "I'm a Constitutional" ... equivalent to Ralph's~ "I eat paste" comment....

by Twinside22 August 18, 2017

constrictor rings

Circumferential indentations left when you make a turd so long that you have to take some pauses, tighten your sphincter, and then finish the job.

After eating that whole brisket, I took a Bigfoot sized turd that had constrictor rings.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Constrictor rings

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business

After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Constrictisize

constrictisize (verb) \kən-ˈstrik-tə-ˌsīz\

1. To subject oneself to unnecessary pressure or constraint humorously or exaggeratedly.

2. (colloquial, humorous) To jokingly tell someone to tighten up or be less carefree.

1. Why don't you just constrictisize yourself and stop being so laid-back?
2. Oh, come on, Dave, constrictisize yourself for once and do something serious.

by thepersonwhoisyes May 29, 2024

fauxa-constrictor

A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.

Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"
Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"

by JonnyCarson December 9, 2008

Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.

*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *

by theninjamaster January 2, 2010