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Conservitard

Braindead adherent to American-style conservative "values" that ignore basic human rights for the purpose of making both mega corporations and the politicians that enable them obscenely wealthy: these "values" include (but are not limited to) stripping women of bodily autonomy... removing protections for visible racial minorities... openly discriminating against members of the LGBTQ+ community... passively encouraging gun violence by refusing to deal with that issue... and removing sex education from schools so that other conservatives can keep being sexual predators of minors
Trump's MAGA campaign really depended on those Conservitards, eh?
by DimeStoreThesaurus April 26, 2023
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Catastrophe Conservative

Someone who believes major economic decline is eminent leading to the end of the US Dollar as we know it.
A Catastrophe Conservative believes that the monetary system will collapse so he invests in gold, seeds, and water systems. The average CC listens to Alex Jones and others who believe we are in a "Police State". He believes there is no need to pay taxes anymore and let the government dissolve. Governments to him are nothing but "Farms" for "Human Livestock". Just GOOGLE, "Most Dangerous Video On the Internet". He probably watched this video.
by no know March 14, 2011
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Mentally Conservative

The gentleman's way of saying the word retarded. Usually used when someone wishes to insult someone with a touch of class.
Person A: Oh wow she's fucking retarded.
Person B: Mentally conservative.
Person A: Oh, my mistake. Wow she's fucking mentally conservative.
Person B: Good show.
by pbnjp January 2, 2012
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uber-conservative

she hails from an uber-conservative family from assam
by jithin veeragandham May 7, 2018
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2010s Conservative

A conservative from the 2010s decade. Most 2010s conservatives are all about stopping the PC movement which is ironic because they were already PC back in the 1980s and 90s, where they were all about Christian values and against violent media.

Not all conservatives from the decade are entirely anti-PC but a majority of them are.
2010s conservatives are all about stopping political correctness which is ironic because back then they were already politically correct. Nowadays it's somehow reversed with liberals being overly PC and conservatives being overly anti-PC.
by CelticEagle February 11, 2019
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The Conservative Party

AKA the Tories. The party of scum and villainy. The party of parties no less. Weak and wobbly since 2017, and tax evasion and cuts since 2010
How do people still vote for The Conservative Party?
Good question, because they're either in the few who benefit from that lot, or are very gullible or possibly even stupid
by Walkable cities December 29, 2022
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The Law of the Conservation of Corn

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.
Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!
by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021
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