hulu and commitment

When you want more than just "Netflix and chill" in a relationship.

Nick: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Rene: I'm looking for something more serious. I wanna Hulu and commitment

by Nicksass November 28, 2015

comment virginity

Taking someones comment virginity means you give them their first comment on myspace.

Loser 1: HA! I got this guys comment virginity.

Loser 2: DAMN YOU! Well, I got his second comment, plus, my cocks bigger, so his second time was better. BOOYAH!

by but dude...your face. April 17, 2006

YouTube Commenters

Quite possibly the worst "people" on the planet.These cretins represent the worst of the lot in humanity and post their vile and disgusting comments to somehow vent their unholy bile vicariously through these random videos.they range from perversion,homophobia,racism,intimidation,hatred towards law enforcement officers,jealously,rage,cyber bullying and death threats.

A great deal of these posters are unemployed,still living at home or in the basement.They are slovenly looking with scraggly beards and out of shape,distrusting of the government and usually spend their pathetic existences consuming energy drinks,cunsuming prescription drugs and toggling from playing Xbox to posting disgusting comments on youtube.

youtube commenters,aren't human

by Ratherfish June 9, 2014

comment spam

The automatic posting of random, irrelevant comments on weblogs, wikis, and guestbooks. These comments include links to websites in order to increase search engine rankings. A form of spamdexing.

I made a very thought-provoking post the other day, but all my feedback was worthless comment spam.

by Godwin March 3, 2006

Commit lego in foot

When you step on a lego you killed yourself

My brother trapped me in my room for 2 days with legos in the hallway and I had to leave but I mega died I got big killed myself
So I commit lego in foot

by Big pig Mac March 15, 2019

Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus

Abort the baby and commit die.
Also could mean that you either abort the baby or kill yourself.

"If you get pregnant, you better Yeetus the Fetus Commit Self Deletus.

by ImmaHeadOut December 3, 2019

Yeetus Yeetus I now commit to your Deletus

You tell someone that you will erase them from existence.

Hermione to her unborn baby, " Yeetus Yeetus I now commit to your Deletus" and with her wand she no longer has a massive belly.
Harry Potter attempts to use the super-secret spell to destroy Voldemort. He waves his wand and says to Voldemort "YEETUS YEETUS I NOW COMMIT TO YOUR DELETEUSS!!" But he misses and deletes everything within Hogwarts walls... and everyone in it.

by YEETUSDELETUS3200 October 21, 2019