Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.
by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 27, 2011
"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.
"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."
"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.
"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."
"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.
"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
by elsbethromeo September 14, 2009
by Bootycheeckclappin August 25, 2019
by Hizzyboo January 19, 2018
A penisological clock may also be known as an erectile clock. This penis aging clock is a "sex predictor" that can be used to measure the age of a guy when he can resume having an affair with another person outside of his marriage. It can have some psychological consequences as it can be tied to relationship difficulties, erectile dysfunction and masculine self-image.
Me: I know what you're capable of.
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)
by Pools Rule September 03, 2015
1) To hit or beat someone for acting in an inappropriate or disrespectful manner.
2) An unseen beating like a slap that happens before you know It. You only know you’ve been hit after you feel the sting or the pain.
2) An unseen beating like a slap that happens before you know It. You only know you’ve been hit after you feel the sting or the pain.
1) If josh tries putting his hands on me again, I’ll clock a nigga so fast he won’t see it coming.
2) That dude put his hands on my sister, I’m going to clock a nigga
2) That dude put his hands on my sister, I’m going to clock a nigga
by PseudoMuse June 07, 2018
by Fasciola June 01, 2018