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Christopher

Christopher is usually a very tall sexy black handsome big meat man who will love you no matter who you are and what u do they are very loving and caring person who sadly does not have a dad but he can be your daddy.. but he can be one of the best friends that you would ever have and if u have a Christopher in your life u should put a ring on him before someone else does.
Christopher does not like salads
by Alex rosan March 23, 2025
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Your cute little short g@y friend! It always feels like he is one of the girls, super energetic, kinda of a p3rv lol but you love him anyways. Not a great guy to bring home to the family. He always knows how to have a great time in the sheets and get his fr3@k off. Overall somewhat a decent human.
“Omg christopher is such a p3rv”
It’s ok he’s g@y!”
by anitao6 March 24, 2025
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Usually a nice guy with a nice smile, but although he looks sexy he is very gay. He likes getting his little hole opened by a very enormous cocks. He enjoys hoping on top and giving the best fuck in your life.
You should always fuck a Christopher ;)
by MarlonC April 25, 2025
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Christopher is a very nice but he is gay. He enjoys getting his little hole getting opened with enormous cocks that drops pre-cum every minute. He would hop on top and give you the best fucks.
You should always fuck a Christopher
by MarlonC April 25, 2025
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He likes taking big cocks from his little tight cock from dicks that drop pre-cum every minute.
Fuck a Christopher
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A certified coglionazzo, grand master of professional bucchinarism. He loves horror movies not because he understands them, but because he screams like a nonna in menopausa at the first jumpscare.
His only real skill? Talking to you in Napoletano even if you don’t understand a single cazzo. Basically, he’s like Google Translate but broken and from Napoli.
He can’t do niente useful in life, but at least he fails with passion: a smiling disaster.
Example:
– “Christopher, can you help me with this?”

– “Ué, frà, t’aggia spiegà ‘O Shining!”
by gattttttto September 5, 2025
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Christopher is a funny,smart,and hella fine boy. He’s the type of person to give away anything for his girlfriend or his friends. I think that everyone deserves a Christopher just hurry because they are VERY limited. I always feel like I’m not ever good enough for a Christopher but he is idk PERFECT. Like how did god make such an awesome guy like how just how??christopher is a very special person. I think that yall should love them as much as I do.
Shelbie-“ wow look at Christopher over there
Journee- “ yep
by Shelbizmmcfizm October 1, 2025
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